How did Dex & Dale end up at #statefarmstadium for the #azcardinals game? Find out below in a new episode of 👽Dex & Dale’s👽 Trippy Alien Tales 🛸 (swipe left after reading for a post mission log)
Ep 2 - Arizona Spaceship
I feel like I can do anything Dex! 🤪 Oh yeah baby😍 this caffeine takes me back to my college years on Saturn’s moons... If you know what I’m saying😉 ...
Dale are you sure asking for a second “Starbuck” was such a good idea? I think I can actually see your eye twitching. 🤨
Let’s go abduct their leader! 🤴 Their big chief! I want their head honcho on my abduction table Dex!! I’m in a probing kinda mood!🌀
Dale I’m gonna cut you off there before your eye pops out. I love to abduct a new species just as much as you. But we know nothing of this planet 🌎 or this species 🚶🏻♂️yet and I think it would be logical to run some tests 🧬on common humans first to get to know them. We can also find out who and where their leader is. Then once we are better prepared, we will swoop in undetected.
Alright fine. I heard the caffeine dealers mention something about another spaceship in Glendale Arizona🌞. Something about a cardinal. It might be a good place to start looking.
Another spaceship? 🛸 If there are others like us we must go and find them. According to my notes a Cardinal is a person of great importance in some human religious beliefs.
Which means the other Aliens must have already begun probing these cardinals without us! *Both In unison* To the Arizona Spaceship! ...
TO BE CONTINUED next week on another episode of Dex & Dale’s 👽Trippy Alien Tales!🛸